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10 ways to stay out of jail in New Orleans

By: Valerae O. Lewis, MD

By Valerae O. Lewis, MD

  1. Leave your car at the airport.
  2. Don’t wear a Colts hat to the French Quarter.
  3. Don’t dis Drew Brees in public.
  4. Don’t say you hate zydeco music.
  5. Avoid Heisman talk when referring to Reggie Bush.
  6. Don’t drink on the street outside the French Quarter.
  7. Remember, public bathrooms are there for a reason.
  8. Don’t take your lucky dice into Harrah’s.
  9. Don’t get in a lively discussion with a Cajun.
  10. Keep your pants on and chest covered no matter how big the beads are.

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